Old LJ Entry: Bad Burn At Work: 2006-10-10
Okay so Steve got me with a bad burn at work today, basically I'm cleaning and
he asks me why I'm getting everything wet
Steve: Why the fuck do you have to get everything wet when you clean?
Me: Because I enjoy getting things wet.
Steve: Too bad you can't get a girl wet.
This seemed to me to be the greatest burn ever at the time. Also did a lot of helium, like 30 balloons, and now I don't feel so good, so no more of that.