Absurdity

Simple one this year, I posted a fight Diana and I had on Facebook, and basically said we split up and were single. The fight was about me cheating on her. A few hours later I posted saying I lied about cheating on her, and that it was a April Fool's joke I told her, and she was really upset. But the real joke was that there was no fight, and I never told her I cheated on her, the joke was the joke.