Absurdity

Both kids were pretty upset with me thus morning. When dropping off for school I'm only able to run crazy speed, not blazing speed. Blazing speed is where you go so fast you go on fire. FYI he can run blazing speed but doesn't want to, just upset I won't go on fire. Ryder said he's the fastest in the city, I asked him what city thinking could be educational moment, he said "Ryder City". Logan was mad I went pee and flushed the toilet, it's now his job to flush. At least potty training is moving along with him. Problems peeing at nap or bed time now. If put on diaper though he stays dry.