Absurdity

Below is a list of all the books I currently own:

1. So Long And Thanks For All The Fish - Adams, Douglas
2. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - Adams, Douglas
3. The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe - Adams, Douglas
4. Life, The Universe And Everything - Adams, Douglas
5. Mostly Harmless - Adams, Douglas
6. Excuse Me While I Wag - Adams, Scott
7. The Last Days Of Krypton - Anderson, Kevin J.
8. The Man Who Counts - Anderson, Poul
9. Animorphs (Megamorphs): Elfangor's Secret - Applegate, K. A.
10. Animorphs: The Extreme - Applegate, K. A.
11. Animorphs: The Attack - Applegate, K. A.
12. Animorphs: The Exposed - Applegate, K. A.
13. Animorphs: Journal - Applegate, K. A.
14. Animorphs: The Experiment - Applegate, K. A.
15. Animorphs: The Sickness - Applegate, K. A.
16. Animorphs:The Reunion - Applegate, K. A.
17. Animorphs: The Separation - Applegate, K. A.
18. Animorphs: The Conspiracy - Applegate, K. A.
19. Animorphs (Alternamorphs): The Next Passage - Applegate, K. A.
20. Animorphs (Alternamorphs): The First Journey - Applegate, K. A.
21. Animorphs: The Decision - Applegate, K. A.
22. Animorphs (Megamorphs): In The Time Of Dinosaurs - Applegate, K. A.
23. Animorphs: The Departure - Applegate, K. A.
24. Animorphs: The Discovery - Applegate, K. A.
25. Animorphs: The Threat - Applegate, K. A.
26. Animorphs: The Solution - Applegate, K. A.
27. Animorphs: The Hork Bajir - Applegate, K. A.
28. Animorphs: The Suspicion - Applegate, K. A.
29. Animorphs: The Pretender - Applegate, K. A.
30. Animorphs: Meet The States Of Animorphs - Applegate, K. A.
31. Animorphs: The Illusion - Applegate, K. A.
32. Animorphs: Visser - Applegate, K. A.
33. Animorphs: The Prophecy - Applegate, K. A.
34. Animorphs: The Deception - Applegate, K. A.
35. Animorphs: The Resistance - Applegate, K. A.
36. Animorphs: The Return - Applegate, K. A.
37. Animorphs: The Diversion - Applegate, K. A.
38. Animorphs: The Ultimate - Applegate, K. A.
39. Animorphs: The Absolute - Applegate, K. A.
40. Animorphs: The Sacrifice - Applegate, K. A.
41. Animorphs: The Answer - Applegate, K. A.
42. Animorphs: The Ellimist Chronicles - Applegate, K. A.
43. Animorphs: The Revelation - Applegate, K. A.
44. Animorphs: The Unexpected - Applegate, K. A.
45. Animorphs: The Test - Applegate, K. A.
46. Animorphs: The Proposal - Applegate, K. A.
47. Animorphs: The Mutation - Applegate, K. A.
48. Animorphs: The Weakness - Applegate, K. A.
49. Animorphs: The Arrival - Applegate, K. A.
50. Animorphs: The Hidden - Applegate, K. A.
51. Animorphs: The Other - Applegate, K. A.
52. Animorphs: The Familiar - Applegate, K. A.
53. Animorphs (Megamorphs): Back To Before - Applegate, K. A.
54. Animorphs: The Journey - Applegate, K. A.
55. Animorphs: The Beginning - Applegate, K. A.
56. Animorphs: The Underground - Applegate, K. A.
57. Everworld: The Search For Senna - Applegate, K. A.
58. Remnants: The Mayflower Project - Applegate, K. A.
59. Remnants: Destination Unknown - Applegate, K. A.
60. Remnants: Them - Applegate, K. A.
61. Remnants: Nowhere Land - Applegate, K. A.
62. Remnants: Mutation - Applegate, K. A.
63. Remnants: Breakdown - Applegate, K. A.
64. Remnants: Isolation - Applegate, K. A.
65. Remnants: Mother, May I - Applegate, K. A.
66. Remnants: No Place Like Home - Applegate, K. A.
67. Everworld: Entertain The End - Applegate, K. A.
68. Everworld: Mystify The Magician - Applegate, K. A.
69. Everworld: Land Of Loss - Applegate, K. A.
70. Everworld: Enter The Enchanted - Applegate, K. A.
71. Everworld: Realm Of The Reaper - Applegate, K. A.
72. Everworld: Discover The Destroyer - Applegate, K. A.
73. Everworld: Fear The Fantastic - Applegate, K. A.
74. Everworld: Gateway To The Gods - Applegate, K. A.
75. Everworld: Brave The Betrayal - Applegate, K. A.
76. Everworld: Inside The Illusion - Applegate, K. A.
77. Everworld: Understand The Unknown - Applegate, K. A.
78. Remnants: Lost And Found - Applegate, K. A.
79. Remnants: Dream Storm - Applegate, K. A.
80. Animorphs: The Alien - Applegate, K. A.
81. Animorphs: The Secret - Applegate, K. A.
82. Animorphs: The Android - Applegate, K. A.
83. Animorphs: The Forgotten - Applegate, K. A.
84. Animorphs: The Reaction - Applegate, K. A.
85. Animorphs: The Change - Applegate, K. A.
86. Animorphs: The Unknown - Applegate, K. A.
87. Animorphs: The Escape - Applegate, K. A.
88. Animorphs: The Warning - Applegate, K. A.
89. Animorphs: The Andalite Chronicles - Applegate, K. A.
90. Animorphs (Megamorphs): The Andalite's Gift - Applegate, K. A.
91. Animorphs: The Stranger - Applegate, K. A.
92. Remnants: Aftermath - Applegate, K. A.
93. Remnants: Survival - Applegate, K. A.
94. Remnants: Begin Again - Applegate, K. A.
95. Animorphs: The Invasion - Applegate, K. A.
96. Animorphs: The Visitor - Applegate, K. A.
97. Animorphs: The Encounter - Applegate, K. A.
98. Animorphs: The Message - Applegate, K. A.
99. Animorphs: The Predator - Applegate, K. A.
100. Animorphs: The Capture - Applegate, K. A.
101. Nicomachean Ethics - Aristotle
102. Wizard Of Storms - Arnam, Dave Van
103. The Foundation Trilogy - Asimov, Isaac
104. The Caves Of Steel - Asimov, Isaac
105. Foundations Edge - Asimov, Isaac
106. Foundation And Empire - Asimov, Isaac
107. Forward The Foundation - Asimov, Isaac
108. Robots And Empire - Asimov, Isaac
109. The Robots Of Dawn - Asimov, Isaac
110. The Naked Sun - Asimov, Isaac
111. I, Robot - Asimov, Isaac
112. Asimov's Mystery - Asimov, Isaac
113. The 13 Crimes Of Science Fiction - Asimov, Isaac
114. Meditations - Aurelius, Marcus
115. The Great Tree Of Avalon - Barron, T. A.
116. Deeper Than The Darkness - Benford, Greg
117. Tales Of Ancient Greece - Bliton, Enid
118. VOR - Blush, James
119. Fahrenheit 451 - Bradbury, Ray
120. Zombie Survival Guide - Brooks, Max
121. Davinci Code, The - Brown, Dan
122. Angels And Demons - Brown, Dan
123. Double Science Fiction - Brunner/Duncan
124. Secret Of The Sunless World - Capps, Carroll M.
125. Xenocide - Card, Orson Scott
126. The Memory Of Earth: Homecoming Volume I - Card, Orson Scott
127. Children Of The Mind - Card, Orson Scott
128. First Meetings - Card, Orson Scott
129. Speaker For The Dead - Card, Orson Scott
130. Ender's Game - Card, Orson Scott
131. Pastwatch: The Redemption - Card, Orson Scott
132. No Hang-ups III - Carfi, John
133. On Our Way To The Future - Carr, Terry
134. Wealthy Barber, The - Chilton, David
135. Sunstorm - Clark, Arthur C.
136. Time's Eye - Clark, Arthur C.
137. Project Solar Sail - Clark, Arthur C.
138. Firstborn - Clark, Arthur C.
139. Childhood's End - Clark, Arthur C.
140. Sentinel, The - Clark, Arthur C.
141. Against The Fall Of Night - Clark, Arthur C.
142. Venus Prime - Clark, Arthur C.
143. 2061: Odyssey Three - Clark, Arthur C.
144. 2010: Odyssey Two - Clark, Arthur C.
145. 2001: A Space Odyssey - Clark, Arthur C.
146. Much Slower Than Light - Clink, Carolyn
147. Great Stories Of Space Travel - Conklin, Groff
148. My Teacher Fried My Brains - Coville, Bruce
149. Star Trek: The Q Continuum - Cox, Greg
150. A Tolkien Bestiary - Day, David
151. Robinson Crusoe - Defoe, Daniel
152. A Scanner Darkly - Dick, Phillip K.
153. Solar Lottery - Dick, Phillip K.
154. Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes, The - Doyle, Arthur Conan Sr.
155. The Years Best Fiction 24th Edition - Dozois, Gardner
156. Six By Seuss - Dr. Seuss
157. Forward The Mage - Flint, Eric
158. Battlestar Gallactica: The Cylons' Secret - Gardner, Craig
159. Universal Monsters: Return Of Evil Dracula - Garmon, Larry
160. Universal Monsters: Blood Moon Rising: Wolf Man - Garmon, Larry
161. Lord Of The Flies - Golding, William
162. Lost Dinosaur, The - Graham, Bill
163. Star Wars: Children Of The Jedi - Hambly, Barbara
164. Neutronium Alchemist, The: Part One Consolidation - Hamilton, Peter F.
165. World Treasury Of Science Fiction, The - Hartwell, David G.
166. A Brief History Of Time - Hawking, Stephen
167. Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The - Henderson, Bobby
168. Jesus Incident, The - Herbert, Frank
169. Pity About Earth/Space Chantly - Hill, Ernest
170. Death Quest - Hubbard, L. Ron
171. Invaders Plan, The - Hubbard, L. Ron
172. Lottery, The - Jackson, Shirley
173. Taggerung, The - Jacques, Brian
174. Marlfox - Jacques, Brian
175. Long Patrol, The - Jacques, Brian
176. Pearls Of Lutra, The - Jacques, Brian
177. Mattimeo - Jacques, Brian
178. Redwall - Jacques, Brian
179. Salamandastron - Jacques, Brian
180. Bellmaker, The - Jacques, Brian
181. Mariel Of Redwall - Jacques, Brian
182. Outcast The Redwall - Jacques, Brian
183. Mossflower - Jacques, Brian
184. Martin The Warrior - Jacques, Brian
185. Lord Brocktree - Jacques, Brian
186. The Rim-World Legacy - Javor, F. A.
187. Eye Of The World, The - Jordan, Robert
188. Groundwork Of The Metaphysics Of Morals - Kant, Immanuel
189. Rose Madder - King, Stephen
190. Gerald's Game - King, Stephen
191. Stand, The - King, Stephen
192. Tommyknockers, The - King, Stephen
193. Needful Things - King, Stephen
194. Nightmares And Dreamscapes - King, Stephen
195. It - King, Stephen
196. Firestarter - King, Stephen
197. Everything's Eventual - King, Stephen
198. Cell - King, Stephen
199. Worlds To Come - Knight, Damon
200. Chicken Doesn't Skate, The - Korman, Gordon
201. A Wind In The Door - L'engle, Madeleine
202. A Swiftly Tilting Planet - L'engle, Madeleine
203. A Wrinkle In Time - L'engle, Madeleine
204. Many Waters - L'engle, Madeleine
205. Macroeconomics - Lipsey, Ragan
206. Marsupial Sue - Lithgow, John
207. Tales of the Cthulhumythos - Lovecraft, H. P.
208. Ten Million Years To Friday - Lymington, John
209. Grey Ones, The - Lymington, John
210. Man Who Awoke, The - Manning, Laurence
211. Dolphins Of Pern, The - McCaffrey, Anne
212. Exile's Quest - Meade, Richard
213. On Liberty And Other Essay's - Mill, John Stuart
214. Man Who Lived Forever - Miller, R. De Wit
215. World Of Science Fiction, The - Mills, Robert P.
216. New Minds, The - Morgan, Dan
217. On The Genealogy of Morality - Nietzsche, Fredrich
218. Nineteen Eighty Four - Orwell, George
219. Animal Farm - Orwell, George
220. Cat And Mouse - Patterson, James
221. Last Days Of Socrates, The - Plato
222. Coming Of The Quantum Cats, The - Pohl, Frederik
223. Door To Anywhere - Pohl, Frederik
224. The Rival Ricelians/ Nebula Alert - Reynolds, Mack
225. Listen! The Stars/The Rebellers - Roberts, Jane
226. Rock Says..., The - Rock, The
227. Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows - Rowling, J. K.
228. Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince - Rowling, J. K.
229. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix - Rowling, J. K.
230. Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire - Rowling, J. K.
231. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban - Rowling, J. K.
232. Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone - Rowling, J. K.
233. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone: Pop Up - Rowling, J. K.
234. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets - Rowling, J. K.
235. Perspectives On Astronomy - Seeds, Michael A.
236. Black Beauty - Sewell, Anna
237. Store Of Infinity - Sheckley, Robert
238. Voyagers In Time - Silverberg, Robert
239. Why Call Them Back From Heaven - Simak, Clifford D.
240. City - Simak, Clifford D.
241. Hyperion - Simmons, Dan
242. My Boring Ass Life - Smith, Kevin
243. Goosebumps: The Beast From The East - Stine, R. L.
244. Apollo At Go - Sutton, Jeff
245. Tumithak of the Corridors - Tanner, Charles
246. Lord Of The Rings, The: The Return Of The King - Tolkien, J. R. R.
247. Lord Of The Rings, The: The Two Towers - Tolkien, J. R. R.
248. Lord Of The Rings, The: The Fellowship Of The Ring - Tolkien, J. R. R.
249. Silmarillion, The - Tolkien, J. R. R.
250. Emphyrio - Vance, Jack
251. Accidental Discoveries - Verstraete, Larry
252. Destination: Universe - Vogt, A. E. Van
253. Planets For Sale - Vogt, A. E. Van
254. War Of The Worlds, The - Wells, H. G.
255. Disneyland Hostage - Wilson, Eric
256. Murder On The Canadian - Wilson, Eric
257. Vancouver Nightmare - Wilson, Eric
258. Vamipires Of Ottawa - Wilson, Eric
259. Spirit In The Rainforest - Wilson, Eric
260. Green Gables Detectives, The - Wilson, Eric
261. Case Of The Golden Boy, The - Wilson, Eric
262. Kootenay Kidnapper, The - Wilson, Eric
263. The Day Of The Triffids - Wyndham, John
264. Swiss Family Robinson, The - Wyss, Johann
265. Dream Master - Zelazny, Roger