Absurdity

Below is a list of all the books I currently own:

1. So Long And Thanks For All The Fish - Adams, Douglas
2. Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy - Adams, Douglas
3. The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe - Adams, Douglas
4. Life, The Universe And Everything - Adams, Douglas
5. Mostly Harmless - Adams, Douglas
6. Excuse Me While I Wag - Adams, Scott
7. The Last Days Of Krypton - Anderson, Kevin J.
8. The Man Who Counts - Anderson, Poul
9. Everworld: The Search For Senna - Applegate, K. A.
10. Everworld: Land Of Loss - Applegate, K. A.
11. Everworld: Enter The Enchanted - Applegate, K. A.
12. Everworld: Realm Of The Reaper - Applegate, K. A.
13. Everworld: Discover The Destroyer - Applegate, K. A.
14. Everworld: Fear The Fantastic - Applegate, K. A.
15. Everworld: Gateway To The Gods - Applegate, K. A.
16. Everworld: Brave The Betrayal - Applegate, K. A.
17. Everworld: Inside The Illusion - Applegate, K. A.
18. Everworld: Understand The Unknown - Applegate, K. A.
19. Everworld: Mystify The Magician - Applegate, K. A.
20. Everworld: Entertain The End - Applegate, K. A.
21. Remnants: The Mayflower Project - Applegate, K. A.
22. Remnants: Destination Unknown - Applegate, K. A.
23. Remnants: Them - Applegate, K. A.
24. Remnants: Nowhere Land - Applegate, K. A.
25. Remnants: Mutation - Applegate, K. A.
26. Remnants: Breakdown - Applegate, K. A.
27. Remnants: Isolation - Applegate, K. A.
28. Remnants: Mother, May I - Applegate, K. A.
29. Remnants: No Place Like Home - Applegate, K. A.
30. Remnants: Lost And Found - Applegate, K. A.
31. Remnants: Dream Storm - Applegate, K. A.
32. Remnants: Aftermath - Applegate, K. A.
33. Remnants: Survival - Applegate, K. A.
34. Remnants: Begin Again - Applegate, K. A.
35. Animorphs: The Invasion - Applegate, K. A.
36. Animorphs: The Visitor - Applegate, K. A.
37. Animorphs: The Encounter - Applegate, K. A.
38. Animorphs: The Message - Applegate, K. A.
39. Animorphs: The Predator - Applegate, K. A.
40. Animorphs: The Capture - Applegate, K. A.
41. Animorphs: The Stranger - Applegate, K. A.
42. Animorphs (Megamorphs): The Andalite's Gift - Applegate, K. A.
43. Animorphs: The Andalite Chronicles - Applegate, K. A.
44. Animorphs: The Alien - Applegate, K. A.
45. Animorphs: The Secret - Applegate, K. A.
46. Animorphs: The Android - Applegate, K. A.
47. Animorphs: The Forgotten - Applegate, K. A.
48. Animorphs: The Reaction - Applegate, K. A.
49. Animorphs: The Change - Applegate, K. A.
50. Animorphs: The Unknown - Applegate, K. A.
51. Animorphs: The Escape - Applegate, K. A.
52. Animorphs: The Warning - Applegate, K. A.
53. Animorphs: The Underground - Applegate, K. A.
54. Animorphs: The Decision - Applegate, K. A.
55. Animorphs (Megamorphs): In The Time Of Dinosaurs - Applegate, K. A.
56. Animorphs: The Departure - Applegate, K. A.
57. Animorphs: The Discovery - Applegate, K. A.
58. Animorphs: The Threat - Applegate, K. A.
59. Animorphs: The Solution - Applegate, K. A.
60. Animorphs: The Hork Bajir - Applegate, K. A.
61. Animorphs: The Suspicion - Applegate, K. A.
62. Animorphs: The Pretender - Applegate, K. A.
63. Animorphs: Meet The States Of Animorphs - Applegate, K. A.
64. Animorphs (Alternamorphs): The First Journey - Applegate, K. A.
65. Animorphs (Alternamorphs): The Next Passage - Applegate, K. A.
66. Animorphs: The Extreme - Applegate, K. A.
67. Animorphs: The Attack - Applegate, K. A.
68. Animorphs: The Exposed - Applegate, K. A.
69. Animorphs: Journal - Applegate, K. A.
70. Animorphs: The Experiment - Applegate, K. A.
71. Animorphs: The Sickness - Applegate, K. A.
72. Animorphs:The Reunion - Applegate, K. A.
73. Animorphs (Megamorphs): Elfangor's Secret - Applegate, K. A.
74. Animorphs: The Conspiracy - Applegate, K. A.
75. Animorphs: The Separation - Applegate, K. A.
76. Animorphs: The Illusion - Applegate, K. A.
77. Animorphs: Visser - Applegate, K. A.
78. Animorphs: The Prophecy - Applegate, K. A.
79. Animorphs: The Proposal - Applegate, K. A.
80. Animorphs: The Mutation - Applegate, K. A.
81. Animorphs: The Weakness - Applegate, K. A.
82. Animorphs: The Arrival - Applegate, K. A.
83. Animorphs: The Hidden - Applegate, K. A.
84. Animorphs: The Other - Applegate, K. A.
85. Animorphs: The Familiar - Applegate, K. A.
86. Animorphs (Megamorphs): Back To Before - Applegate, K. A.
87. Animorphs: The Journey - Applegate, K. A.
88. Animorphs: The Test - Applegate, K. A.
89. Animorphs: The Unexpected - Applegate, K. A.
90. Animorphs: The Revelation - Applegate, K. A.
91. Animorphs: The Deception - Applegate, K. A.
92. Animorphs: The Resistance - Applegate, K. A.
93. Animorphs: The Return - Applegate, K. A.
94. Animorphs: The Diversion - Applegate, K. A.
95. Animorphs: The Ultimate - Applegate, K. A.
96. Animorphs: The Absolute - Applegate, K. A.
97. Animorphs: The Sacrifice - Applegate, K. A.
98. Animorphs: The Answer - Applegate, K. A.
99. Animorphs: The Ellimist Chronicles - Applegate, K. A.
100. Animorphs: The Beginning - Applegate, K. A.
101. Nicomachean Ethics - Aristotle
102. Wizard Of Storms - Arnam, Dave Van
103. The 13 Crimes Of Science Fiction - Asimov, Isaac
104. Asimov's Mystery - Asimov, Isaac
105. I, Robot - Asimov, Isaac
106. The Naked Sun - Asimov, Isaac
107. The Robots Of Dawn - Asimov, Isaac
108. Robots And Empire - Asimov, Isaac
109. Forward The Foundation - Asimov, Isaac
110. Foundation And Empire - Asimov, Isaac
111. Foundations Edge - Asimov, Isaac
112. The Foundation Trilogy - Asimov, Isaac
113. The Caves Of Steel - Asimov, Isaac
114. Meditations - Aurelius, Marcus
115. The Long Walk - Bachman, Richard
116. The Great Tree Of Avalon - Barron, T. A.
117. Deeper Than The Darkness - Benford, Greg
118. Tales Of Ancient Greece - Bliton, Enid
119. VOR - Blush, James
120. Fahrenheit 451 - Bradbury, Ray
121. Zombie Survival Guide - Brooks, Max
122. Davinci Code, The - Brown, Dan
123. Angels And Demons - Brown, Dan
124. Martians, Go Home - Brown, Fredric
125. Double Science Fiction - Brunner/Duncan
126. Classic Poems, The - Burns, Roberts
127. Chicken Soup For The Soul: I Can't Believe My Cat Did That - Canfield, Jack
128. Secret Of The Sunless World - Capps, Carroll M.
129. Pastwatch: The Redemption - Card, Orson Scott
130. Ender's Game - Card, Orson Scott
131. Speaker For The Dead - Card, Orson Scott
132. Xenocide - Card, Orson Scott
133. Children Of The Mind - Card, Orson Scott
134. First Meetings - Card, Orson Scott
135. The Memory Of Earth: Homecoming Volume I - Card, Orson Scott
136. No Hang-ups III - Carfi, John
137. On Our Way To The Future - Carr, Terry
138. Don Quixote - Cervantes
139. Wealthy Barber, The - Chilton, David
140. The Clocks - Christie, Agatha
141. The Murder At The Vicarage - Christie, Agatha
142. Partners In Crime - Christie, Agatha
143. They Came To Baghdad - Christie, Agatha
144. Dumb Witness - Christie, Agatha
145. Cards On The Table - Christie, Agatha
146. Mrs. McGinty's Dead - Christie, Agatha
147. Come, Tell Me How You Live - Christie, Agatha
148. The Golden Ball And Other Stories - Christie, Agatha
149. N or M? - Christie, Agatha
150. And Then There Were None - Christie, Agatha
151. The Seven Dials Mystery - Christie, Agatha
152. Mystery Of The Blue Train - Christie, Agatha
153. Murder On The Orient Express - Christie, Agatha
154. The Mysterious Affair At Styles - Christie, Agatha
155. What Mrs. McGillicuddy Saw! - Christie, Agatha
156. The Murder Of Roger Ackroyd - Christie, Agatha
157. The Sittaford Mystery - Christie, Agatha
158. Akhnaton - Christie, Agatha
159. Death On The Nile - Christie, Agatha
160. 2001: A Space Odyssey - Clark, Arthur C.
161. 2010: Odyssey Two - Clark, Arthur C.
162. 2061: Odyssey Three - Clark, Arthur C.
163. Venus Prime - Clark, Arthur C.
164. Against The Fall Of Night - Clark, Arthur C.
165. Sentinel, The - Clark, Arthur C.
166. Childhood's End - Clark, Arthur C.
167. Project Solar Sail - Clark, Arthur C.
168. Time's Eye - Clark, Arthur C.
169. Sunstorm - Clark, Arthur C.
170. Firstborn - Clark, Arthur C.
171. Much Slower Than Light - Clink, Carolyn
172. And Another Thing - Colfer, Eoin
173. Great Stories Of Space Travel - Conklin, Groff
174. My Teacher Fried My Brains - Coville, Bruce
175. Star Trek: The Q Continuum - Cox, Greg
176. A Tolkien Bestiary - Day, David
177. Robinson Crusoe - Defoe, Daniel
178. Solar Lottery - Dick, Phillip K.
179. A Scanner Darkly - Dick, Phillip K.
180. Adventures Of Sherlock Holmes, The - Doyle, Arthur Conan Sr.
181. The Years Best Fiction 24th Edition - Dozois, Gardner
182. Six By Seuss - Dr. Seuss
183. Chicken Poop For The Soul - Fisher, David
184. Forward The Mage - Flint, Eric
185. Battlestar Gallactica: The Cylons' Secret - Gardner, Craig
186. Universal Monsters: Return Of Evil Dracula - Garmon, Larry
187. Universal Monsters: Blood Moon Rising: Wolf Man - Garmon, Larry
188. Lord Of The Flies - Golding, William
189. Lost Dinosaur, The - Graham, Bill
190. Star Wars: Children Of The Jedi - Hambly, Barbara
191. Neutronium Alchemist, The: Part One Consolidation - Hamilton, Peter F.
192. Temporal Void, The - Hamilton, Peter F.
193. The Evolutionary Void - Hamilton, Peter F.
194. World Treasury Of Science Fiction, The - Hartwell, David G.
195. A Brief History Of Time - Hawking, Stephen
196. Gospel Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, The - Henderson, Bobby
197. Jesus Incident, The - Herbert, Frank
198. Pity About Earth/Space Chantly - Hill, Ernest
199. Invaders Plan, The - Hubbard, L. Ron
200. Death Quest - Hubbard, L. Ron
201. Invitation To The Game - Hughes, Monica
202. Scary Shark Stories - Ingram, Scott
203. Lottery, The - Jackson, Shirley
204. Lord Brocktree - Jacques, Brian
205. Martin The Warrior - Jacques, Brian
206. Mossflower - Jacques, Brian
207. Outcast The Redwall - Jacques, Brian
208. Mariel Of Redwall - Jacques, Brian
209. Bellmaker, The - Jacques, Brian
210. Salamandastron - Jacques, Brian
211. Redwall - Jacques, Brian
212. Mattimeo - Jacques, Brian
213. Pearls Of Lutra, The - Jacques, Brian
214. Long Patrol, The - Jacques, Brian
215. Marlfox - Jacques, Brian
216. Taggerung, The - Jacques, Brian
217. The Rim-World Legacy - Javor, F. A.
218. Eye Of The World, The - Jordan, Robert
219. Groundwork Of The Metaphysics Of Morals - Kant, Immanuel
220. Cell - King, Stephen
221. Everything's Eventual - King, Stephen
222. Firestarter - King, Stephen
223. It - King, Stephen
224. Nightmares And Dreamscapes - King, Stephen
225. Needful Things - King, Stephen
226. Tommyknockers, The - King, Stephen
227. Stand, The - King, Stephen
228. Gerald's Game - King, Stephen
229. Rose Madder - King, Stephen
230. Under The Dome - King, Stephen
231. The Waste Lands, The Dark Tower III - King, Stephen
232. Wizard And Glass, The Dark Tower IV - King, Stephen
233. The Drawing Of The Three, The Dark Tower II - King, Stephen
234. Wolves Of The Calla, The Dark Tower V - King, Stephen
235. The Gunslinger, The Dark Tower I - King, Stephen
236. Worlds To Come - Knight, Damon
237. Chicken Doesn't Skate, The - Korman, Gordon
238. A Wrinkle In Time - L'engle, Madeleine
239. A Wind In The Door - L'engle, Madeleine
240. Many Waters - L'engle, Madeleine
241. A Swiftly Tilting Planet - L'engle, Madeleine
242. Macroeconomics - Lipsey, Ragan
243. Marsupial Sue - Lithgow, John
244. The Descent - Long, Jeff
245. Tales of the Cthulhumythos - Lovecraft, H. P.
246. Guide To The Cats Of The World - Loxton, Howard
247. Grey Ones, The - Lymington, John
248. Ten Million Years To Friday - Lymington, John
249. Man Who Awoke, The - Manning, Laurence
250. A Song Of Ice And Fire: A Game Of Thrones - Martin, George R.R.
251. A Song Of Ice And Fire: A Clash Of Kings - Martin, George R.R.
252. A Song Of Ice And Fire: A Storm Of Swords - Martin, George R.R.
253. A Song Of Ice And Fire: A Feast For Crows - Martin, George R.R.
254. A Song Of Ice And Fire: A Dance With Dragons - Martin, George R.R.
255. Dolphins Of Pern, The - McCaffrey, Anne
256. Exile's Quest - Meade, Richard
257. On Liberty And Other Essay's - Mill, John Stuart
258. Man Who Lived Forever - Miller, R. De Wit
259. World Of Science Fiction, The - Mills, Robert P.
260. Cloud Atlas - Mitchell, David
261. New Minds, The - Morgan, Dan
262. On The Genealogy of Morality - Nietzsche, Fredrich
263. Ghost Stories Of The Maritimes - Oickle, Vernon
264. Animal Farm - Orwell, George
265. Nineteen Eighty Four - Orwell, George
266. Bridge To Terabithia - Paterson, Katherine
267. Cat And Mouse - Patterson, James
268. Last Days Of Socrates, The - Plato
269. Coming Of The Quantum Cats, The - Pohl, Frederik
270. Door To Anywhere - Pohl, Frederik
271. Goosebumps, Give Yourself #21 The Twisted Tale Of Tiki Island - R.L. Stine
272. Goosebumps, Give Yourself #14 The Creepy Creations Of Professor Shock - R.L. Stine
273. Goosebumps, Give Yourself #13 Scream Of The Evil Genie - R.L. Stine
274. Goosebumps, Give Yourself #11 Deep In The Jungle Of Doom - R.L. Stine
275. Goosebumps #2, Stay Out Of The Basement - R.L. Stine
276. The Rival Ricelians/ Nebula Alert - Reynolds, Mack
277. Listen! The Stars/The Rebellers - Roberts, Jane
278. Rock Says..., The - Rock, The
279. Harry Potter And The Sorcerer's Stone: Pop Up - Rowling, J. K.
280. Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone - Rowling, J. K.
281. Harry Potter And The Chamber Of Secrets - Rowling, J. K.
282. Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban - Rowling, J. K.
283. Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire - Rowling, J. K.
284. Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix - Rowling, J. K.
285. Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince - Rowling, J. K.
286. Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows - Rowling, J. K.
287. Scary Stories Treasury - Schwartz, Alvin
288. Perspectives On Astronomy - Seeds, Michael A.
289. Black Beauty - Sewell, Anna
290. Store Of Infinity - Sheckley, Robert
291. Voyagers In Time - Silverberg, Robert
292. Why Call Them Back From Heaven - Simak, Clifford D.
293. City - Simak, Clifford D.
294. Hyperion - Simmons, Dan
295. My Boring Ass Life - Smith, Kevin
296. A Series Of Unfortunate Events #1 The Bad Beginning - Snicket, Lemony
297. A Series Of Unfortunate Events #2 The Reptile Room - Snicket, Lemony
298. A Series Of Unfortunate Events #3 The Wide Window - Snicket, Lemony
299. Goosebumps: The Beast From The East - Stine, R. L.
300. Apollo At Go - Sutton, Jeff
301. Tumithak of the Corridors - Tanner, Charles
302. Silmarillion, The - Tolkien, J. R. R.
303. Lord Of The Rings, The: The Fellowship Of The Ring - Tolkien, J. R. R.
304. Lord Of The Rings, The: The Two Towers - Tolkien, J. R. R.
305. Lord Of The Rings, The: The Return Of The King - Tolkien, J. R. R.
306. Emphyrio - Vance, Jack
307. Accidental Discoveries - Verstraete, Larry
308. Destination: Universe - Vogt, A. E. Van
309. Planets For Sale - Vogt, A. E. Van
310. 2011 Charlton Coin Guide - W.K. Cross
311. The Essential Calvin And Hobbes - Watterson, Bill
312. War Of The Worlds, The - Wells, H. G.
313. Spirit In The Rainforest - Wilson, Eric
314. Murder On The Canadian - Wilson, Eric
315. Vancouver Nightmare - Wilson, Eric
316. Case Of The Golden Boy, The - Wilson, Eric
317. Disneyland Hostage - Wilson, Eric
318. Kootenay Kidnapper, The - Wilson, Eric
319. Vamipires Of Ottawa - Wilson, Eric
320. Green Gables Detectives, The - Wilson, Eric
321. The Day Of The Triffids - Wyndham, John
322. Swiss Family Robinson, The - Wyss, Johann
323. Dream Master - Zelazny, Roger